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Warning: Ken is Always Drunk
#1
Hi folks, it saddens me to bring you the news
Our beloved Admin, Kenneth, also known as TheChickenBones is now
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an ALCOHOLIC. 

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He has been reported to be seen drunk MULTIPLE times. Including, his lust rant about f**king Tyrion Lannister. Disturbing and NSFW in a friendly environment.

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We MUST hold an intervention for Ken before he slides the slippery slope and needs his puny stomach PUMPED!

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Here's some warning signs Ken is drunk:
He screams "I AM NOT DRUNK"
He constantly types in incomplete sentences "i donr da dweus" 
Have you been watching if YOUR Ken is drunk lately?

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What to do when your Ken is drunk? Simple.
Take away his alcohol!

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Remind him there's more to life than drinking, like dating Nolan from Pretty Little Liars: The Perfectionist

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Feed him! A drunk person MUST eat bread and pretzels 

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We can do this guys. We CAN help Ken recover from the dark side.

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And I think its going to be a long, long time til touchdowns bring me round again to find...
Im not the man they think I am at home, oh no, Im a rocket man.
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#2
He's a Jon stan. Seems legit.
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Do you know what it`s like to be told how lucky you are to be someone`s prisoner?
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#3
I don't drink alcohol.
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And your OBSESSION with Nolan continues.
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Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why?
They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logic.

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Society is binding. Right? It’s filling in the cracks with concrete. Everything’s filed or reported, logged, right?
Chips in our kids heads so they won’t get lost. Society needs to crumble. We’re all just too chicken shit to let it.
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#4
Remember guys, don't believe an alcoholic

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And I think its going to be a long, long time til touchdowns bring me round again to find...
Im not the man they think I am at home, oh no, Im a rocket man.
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#5
(05-16-2019, 04:51 AM)GoneWasAnyTrace Wrote: Remember guys, don't believe an alcoholic

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Dont trust YOU
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Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why?
They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logic.

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Society is binding. Right? It’s filling in the cracks with concrete. Everything’s filed or reported, logged, right?
Chips in our kids heads so they won’t get lost. Society needs to crumble. We’re all just too chicken shit to let it.
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(05-16-2019, 04:52 AM)TheCheetahwings Wrote:
(05-16-2019, 04:51 AM)GoneWasAnyTrace Wrote: Remember guys, don't believe an alcoholic

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Dont trust YOU

I'm simply trying to help you.

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Notice: this sentence is nonsensical. The patient appears to be intoxicated and angry
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And I think its going to be a long, long time til touchdowns bring me round again to find...
Im not the man they think I am at home, oh no, Im a rocket man.
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