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Warning: Ken is Always Drunk
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Hi folks, it saddens me to bring you the news
Our beloved Admin, Kenneth, also known as TheChickenBones is now
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an ALCOHOLIC. 

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He has been reported to be seen drunk MULTIPLE times. Including, his lust rant about f**king Tyrion Lannister. Disturbing and NSFW in a friendly environment.

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We MUST hold an intervention for Ken before he slides the slippery slope and needs his puny stomach PUMPED!

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Here's some warning signs Ken is drunk:
He screams "I AM NOT DRUNK"
He constantly types in incomplete sentences "i donr da dweus" 
Have you been watching if YOUR Ken is drunk lately?

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What to do when your Ken is drunk? Simple.
Take away his alcohol!

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Remind him there's more to life than drinking, like dating Nolan from Pretty Little Liars: The Perfectionist

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Feed him! A drunk person MUST eat bread and pretzels 

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We can do this guys. We CAN help Ken recover from the dark side.

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We are all in strung-out shape, but stay frosty, and alert. We cannot afford to let one of those bastards in here.
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#2
He's a Jon stan. Seems legit.
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We have a payload to deliver to the heart of our nearest star. We are delivering that payload cause that star is dying and, if it dies, we die, everything dies. So that is our mission, there is nothing, literally nothing, more important than completing our mission. End of story.

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#3
I don't drink alcohol.
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And your OBSESSION with Nolan continues.
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Remember guys, don't believe an alcoholic

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We are all in strung-out shape, but stay frosty, and alert. We cannot afford to let one of those bastards in here.
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(05-16-2019, 04:51 AM)GoneWasAnyTrace Wrote: Remember guys, don't believe an alcoholic

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Dont trust YOU
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(05-16-2019, 04:52 AM)TheCheetahwings Wrote:
(05-16-2019, 04:51 AM)GoneWasAnyTrace Wrote: Remember guys, don't believe an alcoholic

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Dont trust YOU

I'm simply trying to help you.

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Notice: this sentence is nonsensical. The patient appears to be intoxicated and angry
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We are all in strung-out shape, but stay frosty, and alert. We cannot afford to let one of those bastards in here.
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