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Black Christmas (2019)
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Figured considering how controversial this movie is it should have a thread.
Hoping it turns out well 
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Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why?
They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logic.

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Society is binding. Right? It’s filling in the cracks with concrete. Everything’s filed or reported, logged, right?
Chips in our kids heads so they won’t get lost. Society needs to crumble. We’re all just too chicken shit to let it.
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#2
Quote:A second remake was announced by
Blumhouse Productions in 2019. Sophia Takal is set to direct the film and Jason Blum , Ben Cosgrove and Adam Hendricks will produce for Blumhouse. Script was written by April Wolfe and Takal. The remake stars Imogen Poots in the lead role, alongside Aleyse Shannon, Brittany O’Grady, Lily Donoghue and Caleb Eberhardt. Universal is set to release the movie on December 13, 2019.
I have no clue who these people are!
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Held by memories, in this moment, I turn into a coward
and choose a life in which I can`t even feel pain!
Held by memories, in this moment, I can`t go forward!
I can`t allow myself a life of wandering after something...

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Not hyped. When you start throwing unwarranted shade at the OG in your description of the remake, there’s issues.
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Do you know what it`s like to be told how lucky you are to be someone`s prisoner?
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I'm really excited about this much more than the CP remake. I'm so happy slashers are slowly coming back even if they are sequels or remakes. Hell Fest is the only original slasher we've gotten in the last year and half right?
LILAH MORGAN
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It`s a survival thing. I made a lot of devil`s bargains and I stuck to them. As a result I live somewhat dangerously and quite comfortably. And my mother, who no longer recognizes me, has the best room in the clinic. I get up every morning, put on my game face and do what I have to.
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#5
For anyone doubting that this movie was trying to shade the original, it was:

Quote:However, these young women aren’t damsels in distress. Instead of simply being slasher fodder as they were in the 1974 original — which starred Olivia Hussey and Keir Dullea), as part of an “upgrade engineered for today,” the sorority sisters are working with “final girl” DNA, fighting back against the murderer.

https://www.polygon.com/2019/6/13/186780...lease-date
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Director was the actress from VHS' Second Honeymoon segment, is a remake of a brilliant film that doesn't need to be touched, and had the nerve to call Olivia hussey & her co-stars damsels in distress...this movie can take a big FUCK YOU up the ass.
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I have something to say! I am not going to wait for Wadsworth to unmask me.
I work for the State Department and I am a homosexual!
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(1 hour ago)Mr. Green Wrote: Director was the actress from VHS' Second Honeymoon segment, is a remake of a brilliant film that doesn't need to be touched, and had the nerve to call Olivia hussey & her co-stars damsels in distress...this movie can take a big FUCK YOU up the ass.

The description also called them slasher fodder (which is absurd, given the characters in the OG are entertaining, well acted, and well-developed). If you're going to remake a classic, maybe don't spend all your time throwing shade at it. Definitely with you on the "This movie can go fuck itself." If it wants to throw shade at the original, it can be judged by the EXACT same standard and it's already coming up short.

As for the Damsels in Distress, Jess does a good job defending herself and fighting back. The other girls don't fight back as much, but that's because they're regular people going about their lives and completely unaware a psychotic serial killer is targeting them until they're dead. Not exactly dated damsels in distress.
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