Black Christmas (2019)
#11
As if this couldn't look worse, it's going to be PG13.
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So either I`m making up a story for dramatic effect, or I`m the only one telling the truth in a room full of liars!
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#12
I see the trailer and TV spots for this damn thing basically everyday, and I swear each one looks worse than the last. The PG-13 rating certainly explains some of it's trashiness, though. I mean obviously there are good PG-13 horror films out there (examples: A Quiet Place, Happy Death Day, Drag Me to Hell) but... I feel like Black Christmas is a movie that'd need a R-rated remake?
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Here`s to four straight years
of pre-gaming with the dead...

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(11-15-2019, 03:31 AM)TyeSays Wrote: I see the trailer and TV spots for this damn thing basically everyday, and I swear each one looks worse than the last. The PG-13 rating certainly explains some of it's trashiness, though. I mean obviously there are good PG-13 horror films out there (examples: A Quiet Place, Happy Death Day, Drag Me to Hell) but... I feel like Black Christmas is a movie that'd need a R-rated remake?

Well, A Quiet Place is a monster movie, Drag Me to Hell is supernatural, and while HDD is a slasher, it's whole thing is being silly and self-aware (not to mention it's not a traditional slasher). Those can get away with a PG13 rating a bit more than a slasher like Black Christmas.

As for this movie, it just looks like a misfire period. Between the trailers and the advertising, all I get is this movie wants to make sure I know it's FEMINIST! Which, like, all for feminism and everything, but they're picking the wrong movie to try and fix; the OG Black Christmas was probably more feminist than how this looks, even if it's less in-your-face on it. (I mean, when's the last time you've seen a female protagonist choose to get an abortion without being judged for it or her sexual activity? Especially in a slasher movie? Where the boyfriend who's trying to force her to keep the kid is being portrayed as over-controlling and infringing on her rights? Then the other girls like Barb are genuinely funny and three-dimensional). In contrast, "Strong female protagonist takes down evil men" is dime-a-dozen in horror at this point, as is the "Let's do multiple final girls" thing. And both have been done way better than this.
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So either I`m making up a story for dramatic effect, or I`m the only one telling the truth in a room full of liars!
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#14
Did anyone even see this trash?
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#15
I'd rather see '06 which funnily dosn't have a thread
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(04-15-2020, 12:52 AM)Boy Interrupted Wrote: I'd rather see '06 which funnily dosn't have a thread

I mean.... go make one then. I'll pass on both, though.
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So either I`m making up a story for dramatic effect, or I`m the only one telling the truth in a room full of liars!
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#17
No thanks. I'll be watching this tonight for fun though.
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